SCIENCE WARS - Acapella Parody
Fun Video Dec 15, 2016
Lyrics by Mitchell Moffit, Greg Brown, Rachel Salt, Jessica Carroll and Rosie Currie.
Created by Mitchell Moffit (@mitchellmoffit) and Gregory Brown (@whalewatchmeplz).
Welcome to Science WARS!
But which field is best?
I understand the force and energy
Quantum mechanics and relativity
My field is pure and they rely on me
I see the universe like nobody
You may have made fun of me in high school
For being awkward and following the rules
Now I’ve got laser (WOW, That’s really cool)
May the mass times acceleration be you
Atoms-Entropy-Dark Matter-String Theory
If you want to feel a bond
Then I can give you a good reaction
The elements that make up life
Are my essence, are my satisfaction
All the other fields out there are so basic
Yeah, I’m the central science
Keep your eye on me
I’ll get you charged
If you need me, call me up on
If you leave me, take a titrant
Shove it up your acid buffer
Dopamine and serotonin
Will keep you good and happy
So get your flask and your glass all set up
And begin to understand the world!
Within me you’ll find life’s beauty
In genetics and ecology
Symbiosis and not division
Unless it’s mitosis or the study of fission
Even if you don’t pass, at least you’ll enjoy my class!
Evolution, has brung us along
All species singing one song
If you want to learn about the world I must say
I am the purest field of study you can take
Immune to misinterpretation
The blueprint of creation
The backbone of all things science
No bias, just constant augmentation
In your mind, and observation
No gadgets, just your logic and your time
Together we will find the answers to life!
With physics-bio-chemistry-and math