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SCIENCE WARS - Acapella Parody

Lyrics by Mitchell Moffit, Greg Brown, Rachel Salt, Jessica Carroll and Rosie Currie.

Created by Mitchell Moffit (@mitchellmoffit) and Gregory Brown (@whalewatchmeplz).

Welcome to Science WARS!


But which field is best?


I understand the force and energy

Quantum mechanics and relativity

My field is pure and they rely on me

I see the universe like nobody

You may have made fun of me in high school

For being awkward and following the rules

Now I’ve got laser (WOW, That’s really cool) 

May the mass times acceleration be you 

Atoms-Entropy-Dark Matter-String Theory


If you want to feel a bond

Then I can give you a good reaction

The elements that make up life 

Are my essence, are my satisfaction 

All the other fields out there are so basic

Yeah, I’m the central science

Keep your eye on me

I’ll get you charged

If you need me, call me up on

Avogadro's Number

If you leave me, take a titrant 

Shove it up your acid buffer

Dopamine and serotonin

Will keep you good and happy 

So get your flask and your glass all set up

And begin to understand the world!


Within me you’ll find life’s beauty

In genetics and ecology

Symbiosis and not division

Unless it’s mitosis or the study of fission

Even if you don’t pass, at least you’ll enjoy my class!

Evolution, has brung us along

All species singing one song


If you want to learn about the world I must say

I am the purest field of study you can take

Immune to misinterpretation

The blueprint of creation 

The backbone of all things science

No bias, just constant augmentation

In your mind, and observation

No gadgets, just your logic and your time



Together we will find the answers to life!

With physics-bio-chemistry-and math

We can...SCIENCE!